Kids Joke : Strange Socks !!!

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Kids Joke : Formula of Water

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” (H₂O) !!!

Kids Joke : Difference between Orange and Apple

Teacher : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Student : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE !!!!

Kids Joke : Government Holiday

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Student : "All are born on government holidays...!!!!

Kids Joke : Zebra

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Student : ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Student: Bcoz it is Black & White.

Kids Joke : I Love U

Student : I think that girl is deaf !!!!!
Friend : How do u know?
Student : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Kids Joke : Sardarjee

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.