Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Kids Joke : A Poor Family

A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as……..
“Once upon a time there was a poor family, husband and wife both were poor, their two children were also very poor.
All the servants on that house were also poor, the driver and security guard of the house were also poor, the four dogs in the house were also very poor. They haven’t eaten chicken for two days, Two Mercedes Benz and one BMW car weren’t properly serviced for a long time. All the A.C. in the house were not working properly, the house hasn’t been painted for a year, The family hadn’t gone for a holiday trip to foreign country for six months and among 5 T.V two of them were not working, As a whole it was a very poor family.”

Monday, 17 October 2011

Kids Joke : Strange Socks !!!

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Kids Joke : Formula of Water

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” (H2O) !!!

Friday, 14 October 2011

Kids Joke : Difference between Orange and Apple

Teacher : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Student : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE !!!!

Kids Joke : Government Holiday

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Student : "All are born on government holidays...!!!!

Kids Joke : Zebra

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Student : ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Student: Bcoz it is Black & White.

Kids Joke : I Love U

Student : I think that girl is deaf !!!!!
Friend : How do u know?
Student : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Kids Joke : Sardarjee

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.