Kids Joke : Fast Food

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly A Rabbit passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"

2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food..

Kids Joke : Six Apples

Boy: How many Apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 Apples.
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd Apple that's not in empty stomach..
Girl: Wow Super joke !! I'll tell my friends.
Girl to Other Girl: How many Apples can you eat in an empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: O Shit, if you said 6, I can tell you super joke!

Kids Joke : Teacher And Student

In a Class a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jhony was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jhony”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jhony went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

Kids Joke : Dead Body Cycling

During an English Lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher : Pappu, join these two sentences together, "I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body."

Pappu (thinking for a while) : I saw a dead body cycling to school

Kids Joke : A Bug

Child (eating lunch with his father) : Dad !Dad!

Father :Son, we should not talk while eating.

Father(after eating the bite) : Now say.

Child : Now what is the point, when you were eating you had a bug in your bite!

Kids Joke : Mummy

Son : Dad, have you been to Egypt?

Dad : No, son why do you ask?

Son : Then, from where did you get mummy?

 

kids joke : This is My Mother .......

The local high school has a policy that the parents must inform the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends.

 So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.

“Hi, I’m calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.”

Secretary at high school answered, “I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling please?”

“This is my mother.”

Kids Joke : Capital Of Washington

Teacher : What's the capital of Washington ?
Student : W

kids Joke : Examination

Papa : Itne Kam Marks Kyon ? Do Thappad Marne Chahiye.

Beta : Han-Han Papa, Chalo maine us teacher ka ghar bhi Dekha Hai.

Kids Joke : Pronouns

Teacher :  Ruby,  Name two Pronouns.

Ruby : Who, Me?

Teacher : Very Good.

Kids Joke : Teacher

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Ravi: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: To phir tum Class me so kyun rahe ho?
Ravi : Sir, Aaj Vidya School nahi aayee hai.

Kids Joke : teacher

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Student : "A teacher".

Kids Joke : Moon or Sun

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Student : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Student : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

kids jokes : Mother & Child

Child : Why do you send me to school for?
Mother : To make a man out of you.
Child : But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me.

Kids Joke : A Poor Family

A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as……..

“Once upon a time there was a poor family, husband and wife both were poor, their two children were also very poor.

All the servants on that house were also poor, the driver and security guard of the house were also poor, the four dogs in the house were also very poor. They haven’t eaten chicken for two days, Two Mercedes Benz and one BMW car weren’t properly serviced for a long time. All the A.C. in the house were not working properly, the house hasn’t been painted for a year, The family hadn’t gone for a holiday trip to foreign country for six months and among 5 T.V two of them were not working, As a whole it was a very poor family.”

Kids Joke : Strange Socks !!!

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Kids Joke : Formula of Water

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” (H₂O) !!!

Kids Joke : Government Holiday

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Student : "All are born on government holidays...!!!!

Kids Joke : Zebra

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Student : ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Student: Bcoz it is Black & White.

Kids Joke : I Love U

Student : I think that girl is deaf !!!!!
Friend : How do u know?
Student : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.